10. Do we have exfoliating soap? I need to scrub the race number off my arm.
9. I would buy new clothes, but I’m saving for skis (or harness, or bike, or other favorite toy).
8. Does my ball cap match this shirt?
7. I need waterproof mascara but not like ‘that was a sad movie waterproof,’ but ‘I just slammed my face into a rapid waterproof’ mascara.
6. One they will never say, I can’t jump in the water because I just did my hair.
5. Sure, it’s a nice car but can I get my SUP board on top?
4. I would go out for drinks but I want to make first tracks in the morning.
3. If I haven’t ran at least three miles before breakfast, my day can’t start.
2. To the pedicurist: Do not file off my callous, it took too long for me to form it.
1.if it’s liquid soap that can’t do my dishes AND wash my hair while I’m camping, it’s not worth carrying. (Courtesy of Katie at adventure-inspired.com)