The Best Bait to Lure a Woman

My brother sent me to check out a posting in the classifieds that he was too far away to look at. As I pulled up to the house where I was supposed to meet this man, my alarm bells went off. I was in a sketchy neighborhood, meeting a man alone, and no one knew where I was. What if his ad was a trap to lure innocent women into his lair? Then I remembered that this was what he posted in the ad.

If this man intended his ad to lure unsuspecting females, I think he could’ve used better bait than a duck boat. Sure it works for me but I don’t see it bringing in a lot of other women. And the few it does might be armed. I felt perfectly safe after that point.

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