Top Ten Things Outdoor Women Say

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Outdoor women are a breed apart—yet, a rapidly growing breed. From races to trails, we’re redefining what it means to be feminine in today’s world. A lot of us still want to look good, but we’re no longer willing to sacrifice adventure for looks. There are things we say and do that may not be the norm but definitely define us.

10. Do we have exfoliating soap? I need to scrub the race number off my arm.

9. I would buy a new wardrobe, but I’m saving for skis (or harness, or bike, or other favorite toy).

8. Does my ball cap match this shirt and why can’t I wear my ball cap on a date?

7. I need waterproof mascara but not like ‘that was a sad movie waterproof,’ but ‘I just slammed my face into a rapid waterproof’ mascara.

6. You’ve never been camping? I’m not sure we’ll have a second date.

5. Sure, it’s a nice car but can I get my SUP board on top?

4. I would go out for drinks but I want to make first tracks in the morning.

3. If I haven’t ran at least three miles before breakfast, my day can’t start.

2. To the pedicurist: Do not file off my callous, it took too long for me to create it.

1.if it’s liquid soap that can’t do my dishes AND wash my hair while I’m camping, it’s not worth carrying. (Courtesy of Katie at adventure-inspired.com)

And one they will never say, I can’t jump in the water because I just did my hair.

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